The Ebil Wars.

Ok I'm tired so I'm ust gopnna do a list of chars and a prologue. Like the rules state no sign ups, so ya no sign ups.

List of Chars:

Zorbak:Obviously with the title.
Snootch
Twilly
Other moglins as I work along.
Orca:An archmage, leader of the western Battleonian order of Archmages, Half Elf- Half Human.Age 27
Jo:Second in command archmage, assisstant and confident to Orca and all his secrets.
Necros:A demon of awesome necrotic power, he has the form of a human, but his voice betrays his snake demon heritage. Age:3721
Zalaphonius:An assassin of the greatest skill, he has a seething hatred of Archmages, because of a assassination attempt thwarted by Orca, the only one by him that had ever been thrwarted.Half Dragon-Half Ethereal.Age 21.
Artix
Warlic
Ice: The little brother of Orca, and a powerful warrior in his own right, he is a small manifestation of the Ice Lord's power.
123:Half-brother of Jo, a Vartai, and a powerful earth warrior.

Chapter 1:The first assault begins.

Zorbak:Mehehe I will finally destroy those pala-dimtwits with my new army. And my secret weapon.
???:Remember Zorbak everyone else is yours, but the archmage is mine, you take him, and I'll kill you!
Zorbak:I know our terms assassin, I'll stay out of your way.
???:Good, good, it's finally time for my revenge.

Meanwhile at the Tower of the Archmages.

Random Apprentice:Sir the paladins have arrived, but we have received word from our phys-sight towers that Zorbak and his army our coming.
Orca:How many, and when will they get here?
Random Apprentice:At least 50,000 strong, and they will be here in at the most 1 day.
Orca:Damn! We may not have enough, how many with the apprentices and paladin reinforcements combined?
Random Apprentice:10,000.
Orca:Huh 5 to 1, what does his army consist of?
Random Apprentice:20,000 soldiers estimated, at least 10,000 dracoliches, 15,000 mages, 5,000 zombies, and at least 2000 magically enchanted weapon wielders, half of them using undead cavalry, some riding the dracoliches, 5000 Archers as well.
Orca:I'm worried about the special weapons. They can't be good. Prepare the troops, who is the commanding officer of the paladins?
Random Apprentice:Artix himself has come sir.
Orca:Good now we prepare.

16 hours later

Orca:Is everyone prepared?
Random Apprentice:Yes sir!
Orca:Where is the army?
Random Apprentice:It will be here in the hour, at least the cavaly will, the dracoliches maybe sooner.

A big crash and a boom happen

Orca:What was that?!
Artix walks in.
Artix:The dracolichs have arrived early, let the party start!
Orca:Looks like it's time, the war begins!

End of Chapter 1. So what do you think?

part 2

I know the last one was bad. I'm not very good at random, next chapter later today.

Chapter coming now!

Chapter 2:You have won the battle. Wait who won the battle?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
A deep trumpet sounds


Artix:Attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


A dracolich rider attacks the paladins tearing there lines to smithereens

Artix:Undead die!!!!!(Artix enters a terrible bloodlust killing any undead who come near him)
Orca:Look like he's having fun. Now it' my turn!

Orca blows up hundreds of undead with one blast.
Dracoliches carry off many paladins the stench of rotting flesh fills the air

Orca:We have to get rid of those dracoliches!

He aims his custom spells at the dracoliches and fires.

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom.......

All around dracolich bones are falling, the first assault had been repelled easily.

Orca:Jo how many are left?
Jo:Well we lost over 2000 paladins, but only 100 apprentices.
Orca:Good and when will the next wave get here?
Jo:Soon, about 10 minutes until the cavalry arrives, 2 hours until the foot soldiers get here.
Orca:Good thats plenty of time.

Orca make a huge pentagon around the field and starts encanting, then all the corpses and bones dissapear in a huge flash of light.

Orca:I would never let thet damn Zorbak use our soldiers. They deserve a proper burial.
Jo:Sir the cavalry will be here any second, we need to get into formation.
Orca:Tell Artix to form up his paladins, I have the apprentices under control.

Suddenly all sorts of undead on horses arrive, carrying all manner of weapons

Artix slashes and rips into the undead with all his paladins behind him, suddenly there is blood drenching the battlefield, and the stench of death is in the air.

Orca:Smiting Light!!!!

Suddenly the entire battlefield is covered in a burning light, and everyone is swallowed

End of Chapter 2.

So what do you think?

part 3

There added, I'm a little iffy, but I may write another chapter before the day is over. Nope now I'm writing it.


Chapter 3:Special Forces

Zorbak:What is that?!
Undead Commander:It's a giant blast of light energy that just nuked our cavalry.
Zorbak:Shut up.

Kills undead commander

Zorbak:Looks like I'll have to get my hands dirty, but first, assassin!
Zalaphonius:Appears right behind Zorbak Yes Zorbak.
Zorbak:screams in a girly wayWoah, don't scare me like that.
Zalaphonius:What do you want tellitubee.
Zorbak:I am not a tellitube! And it's time for you to do the job I paid you for, and take the special forces with you.
Zalaphonius:Finally I can get my revenge.
Zorbak:Just go assassin, I have a world to rule.
Zalaphonius:Yeah, sure, good luck with that.

At the Archmage Tower two hours later.

Jo:How is he Artix?
Artix:He's going to be fine, he's a strong one.
Jo:How does one person do all that, he just destroyed over 15,000 undead with one blast!
Artix:At the sacrifice of himself, he is burned on every square inch of his body.
Jo:We need to go and meet the foot soldiers, they'll be here any minute and the others will need our help.

Outside at the battlefield.

Jo:There, there are so many-
Artix:There have to be at least 30,000!

Suddenly the battlefield was once again filled with screams of terror and blood and sweat, it was ultimate chaos.

Zalaphonius:Grrrr, he's not in the battle, he must be in the tower.

He uses his enhanced dragon eyes to peer inside.

Zalaphonius:Ha tjhere he is. You fools do what you want, I'm going to get my vengeance.

Jo and Artix were fighting back to back, destroying dozens of undead with one attack, but there were just so many, they thought for sure they were doomed.

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suddenly out of nowhere came Blobby, Twilly, and Twig, Blobby in Archmage robes, and Twig and Twilly in paladin armor.
Jo:The moglins have come to our aid!
Blobby blasts undead after undead next to Jo, while Twilly and Twig charge into the undead full on.
Twig:Fwishies and ice cweam of light!
Suddenly a blast errupted from Twig's mouth destroying thousands of undead.
Artix:That will take care of that part of their forces. Wait what's that!
Jo:It's the special forces, and they have blades and armor enchanted by the prime orb of darkness!

Suddenly the undead were cutting through the paladins like a battlesword through luke warm butter.

Jo:I have to stop them, blast of the Archmagus!
It hit the undead, but it looked like it was a pitiful fireball, for it only got one undead when it should of killed 1000.

End of Chapter 3.

By the way yes the moglins coming to our aid is a pun, from the hobbit.

Now chapter 4.

Chapter 4:The tide turns.

Jo:What the! That should have obliterated them!
Blobby:They have been blessed by the Darkness Lord, our light magic won't effect them!
Twilly:Well then lets see how cold steel works!
*Twilly dives headlong into the undead, slashing and slashing, and where his blade fell none were spared, but the numbers proved too much, he was being forced back, then like smoke, Twig was instantly by his side, but they could only hold to a stalemate with half of the special forces against them*
Meanwhile back at the tower.
Orca:(wakes up)ugh, that doesn't feel good.
Zalaphonius:Why hello there cousin.
Orca:Zalaphonius, I knew you would be here, there is no way Zorbak is this competent at leading an army.
Zalaphonius:Well it finally looks like it's time for you to die!
*Zalaphonius throws a dagger magically sharpened and blessed by the Darkness Lord, but Orca's telekinetic powers send it surging back at him, slicing into Zal's flesh, ripping tendon and muscle.*
Zalaphonius:Agh!(Suddenly it feels like poison is surging through Zal's body, tearing his insides apart)You have won this round but I will be back cousin(like smoke on water, he vanishes without a trace.)
Meanwhile back out on the battlefield.
Jo:Blobby do you know any no-light spells?
Blobby:I know FBZ and Aqua Purge.
Jo:I know Earth Fury and Brilahdo Feathers, let's get 'em.
*Suddenly they start hitting the undead with barges of spells, burning them to a crisp or shattering them where they stand, but still the undead had too many on thjeir side, soon they would tire, and it woulds be game over, they knew they still needed to get to Artix and the surviving soldiers to mount a counter attack, but they couldn't break free.*
???:Ye hoo!
*Suddenly all the undead were being incererated where they stood, but the magical fire was not coming from the ground, but from above*
Jo:It's 123, he's brought the dragons!
*In no time the special forces were burned to a crisp by no less then three dragons, a great light wyrm, a great fire wyrm, and krenos the great energy wyrm*
123:Hello Jo, it's been awhile what's the status.
Jo:First who are your "friends".
123:Well of course you know Krenos, that fire wyrm is Akriloth's son, Asanoth, and this one here is Abathasnos, a great light wyrm I made my aquantience with.
Jo:Well guess it's my turn, we are being attacked by undead under Zorbak's control, Orca stopped the first two attacks and is now resting in the tower, burnt by his own spell, and we are fighting off a massive assault which will most likely erupt into the biggest undead war Lore has ever seen, now we need you to take us to Artix and his paladins and apprentices to regroup and perform a massive counter attack.
123:Hop on we've got plenty of work to do.

End of chapter 4. Comments, what do you guys think?

part 5

Oh ok, you gotta work on grammar Jo Demon Over Lord, next chapter, never! No really it's right now!

Chapter 5:Terror of Necros.

In the air above the battlefield
123:Where do you want to perform the counterstrike?
Jo:Wherever our biggest chunk of forces is.
123:Ok down we go.
*The dragons let louse a furious roar, scattering all of the undead surrounding Artix and his elite paladins, they were shopt at with arrows, but the dragons moved with an agility unseen on Lore in centuries, then land right in front of the elite paladins, who are quaking in their boots at the fierce sight the dragons struck*
Artix:Jo, we really need your help!
Jo:I could see that, what's going on with the other troups?
Artix:The apprentices are holding at the tower's base, and the paladins are scattered in groups holding as best they can.
Jo:The apprentices seem fine, we need to cut a hole in the undeads attacks.
Blobby:I have a way, but we will need Orca down here.
*They retrieve Orca, who is in a somewhat dazed state*
Blobby:We will manipulate his magical power to make a huge blast of light.
Jo:Brilliant as long as it's ok with him, Orca?
Orca:I am ready.
Jo:Then let us begin.
*They all held each others hands, calling forh all the magical power they could muter, sharpening it refining it, until it was ready, sharp and tearing like a blade, mystic and powerful as in the nature of magic, it ripped through the undead, destroying hundreds upon thousands, destroying there attack force*
Zorbak shouted from the center of his troup of elite:We may have to retreat for now, but I'll leave someone to keep you company,Necros!
*Suddenly a man in an all black suit appeared, his aura so dark, he may have been the night's essence, it terrified all but the hardest soldiers to run in panic.*
Necros:Yessss Masster.
Zorbak:Keep our friends, "occupied".
Necros:Yessss Massster.
*Suddenly the field was engulfed in the blackest night, no moon, no star, just blackness*
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!
*Men were being cut down left and write, some were taken away, and you could hear hissing sounds of sweet satisfaction.*
Jo:What the?!
*Necros appeared out of nowhere and attacked Jo, but Jo pushed him back*
Necros:You are all my play things!

End of chapter 5.

What do you think?